can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I have post one night stand depression
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
