why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
A+ Viking dick
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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