Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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