It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
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Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
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I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
we should paint friendship bongs
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