i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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