I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize