awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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