Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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