So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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