If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
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The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
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Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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