I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
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we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
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I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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