Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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