Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
