She announced her abortion via fbk
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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