Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
These tits shall not be calmed
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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