This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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