I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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