Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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