Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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