So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
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You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
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My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.