Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory