There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
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he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
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I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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