why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
