How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I think I sprained my soul last night
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
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