so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
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I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
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Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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