I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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