You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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