Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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