Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
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considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
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you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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