Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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