In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
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SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
They took my balls.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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