I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
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I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
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I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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