I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
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