This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
she peed on how many people?
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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