no. you can't hotbox the world.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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