do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
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Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
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I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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