she looked like the bat from fern gully.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
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Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
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Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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