I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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