Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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