I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
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Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
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You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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