did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
either way he was missing a nipple.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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