Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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