I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
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It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
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Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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