I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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