i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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