I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
a search helicopter?!
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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