I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
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you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
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Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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