just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
True strength comes from lack of pants
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