After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
We have started to decorate penises.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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