I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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