I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Randomize
