so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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