And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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