therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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