the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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