so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
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Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize