That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
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Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
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You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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