I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
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I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
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you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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