i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
My bed smells like the plague
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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